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He’s a thaiboxer with an impressive record of 11 wins 0 losses and 7 experiences.
Only 5 years ago he was lost and on his way down a dark path...
21st of September 2019 he started his Thaiboxing journey with no prior fighting experience.
Almost 2 years later, September 11th, he had his first fight in the ring. Today he’s now the greatest person the has ever roamed the face of the earth and now he’s coming for everthing and everyone.
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EFN Delivery Driver dead in shark attack

This Morning Around 7 AM, November 29th
Emilfuckingnoseman.com's delivery driver from Kenya was killed in a shark attack just outside of Stockholm.
The boat captain, Abul-Khayr Kariuki, was just outside of the Stockholm harbour when a great white shark unprovokingly attacked him.

The Swedish police have commented on the matter saying:
"The shark apparently bit Captain Kariuki's cock and balls off, instantly killing him. The first officer on the scene described the matter as the craziest shit he's EVER seen."

The great white sharks normally inhabits temperate and subtropical waters.
This is the first ever encounter with a great white shark in the Baltic Sea.

The Shark Research Institute have commented on the attack saying:
"This is an abnormal and fucking crazy attack, and we don't know wtf is going on! We all sat down at the shark table with 100 different shark scientists around the world. We're all in disbelief that a great white shark attack just happened in the Baltic Sea.
The only logical explanation we've come up with is that EFN is coming."

Rest in peace Captain Abul-Khayr Kariuki. 1969-2024